did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.
As seen in the credits, Dug has a mate and several puppies, possibly a spoof of Disney’s One Hundred and One Dalmatians.
The victim of the sleeping death can be revived only by love’s first kiss.
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
toothless in 99
i got a ton of toothless requests; so i made this one move